Dear E. Jean: How about addressing the plight of a slim, vibrant, active, attractive, nurturing, passionate, sexual 80-year-old? The men I know are looking for women half their age, and I live in a close-knit area in Atlanta where there isn’t a man left who can satisfy my needs. All I want is a vibrant, virile man close to my age—is that too much to ask? Match.com and OurTime.com were disappointing. Please help before it’s too late! —Don’t Count Me Out!
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Miss Don’t, My Daffodil: Hail! I raise a glass of Riesling to the Ask Eeee column’s illustrious Cougar Emeritus. The next Atlanta poker Meetup, wine explorers Meetup, tantric sex Meetup, etc., will provide you with roomfuls of vigorous gents (sign up for these shindigs free on Meetup.com). Indeed, I myself will be forgoing the next NY Tech Meetup (35,977 NYC technologists, and one of the most delightful male festivals in the United States of America) and inviting you to accompany me to the paleontologists Meetup, where the older we are, the sexier they’ll find us.
This letter is from the Ask E. Jean Archive, 1993-2017. Send questions to E. Jean at E.Jean@AskEJean.com.