Did you hear about the 40-year-old guy who refuses to date hot women? Wow, brave. This man, who every woman in New York was clamoring to date, apparently, says beautiful women are inherently shallow and boring, and he would rather date a woman with substance. Oh, but she also has to be conventionally gorgeous. And skinny. Lol, who do you think he is?
The New York Post could have marketed this story a lot of different ways. Here are some headlines that we assume wound up on the cutting-room floor:
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PSA: Beautiful Women of New York No Longer Need to Worry About Being Bothered by This Man
Brave Man Content With Only One Beautiful Woman
Area Man Definitely Pulled Hot Tail, Like, All the Time
Self-Described Casanova Never Proves He Actually Dated a Model
Hero Woman Sacrifices Herself for Women Everywhere by Marrying This Man
Worst Man Ever No Longer Has to Suffer Through Dates With Models
Man in His Late 30s Thinks It’s 20-Year-Old Women’s Fault They Have Nothing in Common
WOULD YOU BELIEVE Man Likes Fiancée Even Though She’s 5’2″?
Man Unusually Sure Beautiful Women Are the Dull Ones, Not Him
If Women Acted Like This, Men Would Be Furious, But We Find This Guy Charming
You’ll Hate Literally Everyone in This Story
We Could Investigate How, as a Society, We Reward Certain Beauty Traits Over Intelligence, Especially in Young Women, but We Won’t
This Is a PR Stunt for My Fiancée’s Mother’s Matchmaking Business